Happy New Year 2012!!!!!!!!

 Kinda fun... went to the Tawau Yatch club for count down, watched some fireworks, danced around.. AND I DRANK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF STOUT!!!! MATI LA AKU KALAU MAK AKU TAU....

and i actually found this ad in google:

 Omg.. REALLY?

Friend vomiting, others shitting around.. you knw, what ppl usually does when having a  party.....at least that's what i usually sees in TV's and movies, i dont really knw because i'm a 典型宅男..hehehe

        What makes this new year really unforgettable is i spent it with Nemo Chia, orang yg aku x berapa kenal and a few others lunatics who almost drunk from just a few sip of the beers(terrible drinkers).. LOL.. and the fact that i skipped church meeting for all this fun.. A very sinful way starting this whole new year!!! OMG~

Work Outs..

One thing i hate about workouts is that it felt like you have dislocated everything in your body within that 1 hour,spent the rest of the day relocating everything back into place just to dislocate them again the next day..ouch..

 

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   By the way, My new year resolution is to lose my belly and get six pack abs....doing work outs for a few days now and the results is kinda showing....hehehehe... tapi aku tau..tiada guna punya coz later go eat steamboat..LOL

Neighbour,please~

     HEY ASSHOLES!!!! I do not really mind if your voice is as good as the sound of the angels above, but the truth is you are not!! so please keep your mouth shut!!!!

      This was what i wanted to shout to my neighbourS who live next door to me. Damn crazy, their shouting were worst than those in the psychiatric hospitals. I just found my urge to study my biology for the big exam 2mrw n suddenly i hear few idiots was singing in the worst tone n the most terrible as well as the most annoying pitch i have ever heard!! This is exactly why i hate Malay rock songs. Disturbing is the precise word to describe it, especially when it's sung by lunatics like my neighbours.

      Thank God it stopped a few minutes ago,now i found my piece. I was so regretful as i even shouted at my mum because she yelled at me. Well,siapa suruh? I was watching Pokemon Black And White episode 45 instead of burying my head in the books. Sorry mama, please forgive my rudeness.

      Gotta go n have my "war"..bb

24th November 2011

     My sister came back this evening..wow!! she brought a lot of buah tangan balik eh..a whole luggage full of goodies for my mum, dad, n me..lets see: sport shoe(yeay!!!now i have the proper shoe to go to the gym!!!), all kinds of chocolates, tit-bits, shirts, shorts, trousers, soap(huh?!), even brief=四角裤 for me..the cloth is so soft n comfy!!haha..

      I've been borrowing internet line from my neighbour which i have no idea who,now my sister is rampas-ing the line with me using her HP laptop..given by her ex-bf,which is stupid coz i'll nvr giv a laptop to a girlfriend whom i'm gonna break in the end..

     Now,i've been skipping my studies 4 3 whole days n i think i really gonna die if i dont starts soon..MY stpm already started n i have few more heavy subjects to go..

     HELP!!!!!!!!!!(well, at least i have some chocolate to be annihilated with..Yummy~~~)

Friend..we will always be by your side..

My dear Friend..

      I didnt know what exactly happen to your Dad..but i can at least guess what happened.. Just so you know,i will always pray for the recovery of your father and peace will fill you and your families' heart.. Have faith in Him! for with God, nothing is impossible..okay?

Monday, July 25, 2011

A friend of mine was kinda out of mind for no reason today.

       He was stupidly trying to provoke me by eating  (more like "blowing") this ice-cream. The name was Traffic Light. It was 3-coloured, rectangular in shape,and not to mention its extraordinary long and slim feature.

        My friend here, was laughing all the way when sucking the ice-cream with all the styles human could possibly imagine. Even a professional porn star was no match for him. There was only one thing, he had no idea he was humiliating himself so foolishly in front of a crowd, for he did the act at the canteen!

      Can you imagine this: a supposedly straight guy, blessed with superb fair skin, known for his handsomeness, equipped with a considerably well-toned muscular body (with cute ass, of course), intellectually gifted, not to mention his charming charisma which helped in spreading his popularity among the girls, IS BLOWING AN ICE-CREAM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? He incessantly and viciously rubbed the ice against his teeth. He really worked his tongue on that poor little Traffic Light until you can hear all the slurping, sucking as well as  "aah~~~ing" sound. His eyes were filled with ecstasy, deep-throating the stick erotically as if he wanted to devour the whole thing immediately. His face was carved with a lustful grin, obviously showing his unstable hormones were in rage. AND HE WAS STARING AT ME!  As if he was so desperate for "love", he directed all his energy with his stare for the crave of sexual pleasure onto one spot of my body. I was horrified, terrified, but i have to admit that the whole situation was kinda tantalizing for me. (*grin..teehee XP)

      What would you do if this happened to you? I don't know about you but I can assure you one thing, I would act as if I was petrified and my eyes won't even blink! Come on? If a hottie do that to you, i know for sure you'll react the same way as I did! THE SCENE WAS TOO HENTAI FOR ME TO PASS (and rare..hahaha).

      In the end, nothing happened. He STILL IS my FRIEND, ok?!

P/S : 1.This is a true, real life story.
        2.There is no typo error. It's a "HE", not a "SHE". and I'm a guy.
        3.I exaggerated a little bit. But the whole situation was somehow similar to what i described. Teehee..XD

How women's requirement of men evolved from 5C to 5B and lastly to 5A..

i actually got this from a friend of mine in facebook. Although i'm not a woman,but in my personal point of view, i think this is very true. Just enjoy the article..^^

There was a time where women want men who have 5C. 5C is pre-requisite before a man can have a woman.
1st C is car. Women want men who have a car or some cars. It is romantic to walk with lover on the street under the shades of tree. Anyway, it is not romantic when the dark smoke from the vehicle blows to the face. It is not bad also to ride on the motorcycle of the man. Anyway, it is not romantic when it is raining and the man forgets to bring the umbrella or rain coat. It is even worst when a car passes through and splashes the water onto the body. It is also not bad to go out with a man by public transport such as bus and underground train. Anyway, it is not good to fight with other people to go into the public transport. Therefore, women want men who has at least a car.
2nd C is condominium. Women want men who have condominium. If a man has condominium, at least the woman does not need to live in the cave. For your information, nowadays, people seldom live in the cave.
3rd C is credit card. Women want men who have credit card. Credit card is the symbol of social status. Women feel proud if their men has credit card. It will be nice if the man provide one or more credit cards to the woman.
4th C is career. Women want men who has good career. Women feel proud with the men who are at least manager. Career represents social status.
5th C is cash. Women want men who have a lot of cash. Women love shopping and the men who have a lot of cash can pay on behalf of the women during checkout.

As the time pass, the world has changed. Man and woman had been evolved. Therefore, 5C rules also evolved into 5B rules.

1st B is BMW, Benz or Bentley. Women want men who has luxury car. Nowadays, it is very common for a man to own a car. So, it is nothing special to have a car. It is nothing to be proud except luxury car.
2nd B is bungalow. Women want men who has bungalow. It is normal for men to have a condominium since today people do not stay in the cave.
3rd B is billionaire. Women want billionaire. Today, almost all men have credit card. Having credit card is not necessary a good thing. Of course, to live in this world, you need cash. Every man has cash. The question is which man has more cash. When the man has a lot of cash, who care whether he is manager or not! Therefore, women want man who is billionaire.
4th B is body. Women want men who have sexy body. A man with muscles at the body is sexy and makes women crazy. Men with muscles must be very sexy in the bedroom.
5th B is brain. Women want men who are smart. Man is not necessary to be smart in his work. The man must be smart enough to understand the woman. When the woman says that her hands look simple, the man must be smart enough to know that she wants some jewelry on her hands.

Unfortunately, it is not easy to get a man with 5B. Therefore, the women have to down to earth. The standard of what women want is lowered to 5A.

1st A is ambitious. Man may not a billionaire. Anyway, women want men who have ambitious to become billionaire. At least, the woman can have a dream.
2nd A is abdomen. The man may not have sexy body. Anyway, women want men who do not have a big belly.
3rd A is antibody. The man must have antibody towards other women. When there is other hot sexy women pass through, the man must not look at the hot sexy women. When there is naked woman stands in front of the man, the man must not have erotic thinking.
4th A is absorb. Women want men who are able to absorb all the advice given by women. The man must remember all the words said by the woman.
5th A is accompany. During shopping, women want men to accompany them and provide some constructive opinions.
This is how what women want evolved from 5C to 5B and finally into 5A.

 Hehehe..Nice leh..believe it?

The Journey of Life~

The Journey of Life is grueling.

Teeming with uncountable obstacles to face,

Innumerable hurdles to clear:

And as if it feeds on my energy,

I slowly lose every single ounce,

With every single breathe.

Vitality is nowhere to be found on my visage,

Lethargy is the only thing you see.

The Journey of Life is sadistic.

Lavished with difficult decisions to make,

Unresolvable problems to encounter:

Whether you sacrifice or persevere,

In the sacred name of love;

Whether you accept or reject,

Your parents every act……

With just a simple Yes or No,

Hurts and pains are just inevitable.

The Journey of Life is biased.

Filled with detestable unfairness to bear,

Blatant injustice to acquiesce:

Some have to live in pain and agony;

Some are just plain lucky and problem-free!

Some are cursed of being a monstrous freak;

Some are idolized as a great prodigy!

Or simply everything has to be in equilibrium?

DO NOT give me that crap!

YET,

Without realizing……

Incessant exhaustions develop stamina in us,

Molding us to be stronger and sturdier,

Empowering us to endure through hardships,

A Fighter of Survival!

Inextricable dilemmas hone our thinking skills,

Propelling us into a higher level of maturity,

Enabling us to decipher before deciding,

A Sapient of Cogitation!

Distasteful iniquitousness give birth to compassion,

Encouraging us to lend a hand out of empathy,

Emboldening us to ease other’s burden,

An Angel of Benevolence!

SO,

Practice optimism, say NO to pessimism,

Learn to think wide, not just sides……

And then you’ll realize,
The beauty of the Journey of Life……

Finale of my test paper

Yeah! My February test has finally come to an end today! Yet, instead of feeling happy that the days of miseries was finally over, my day was almost ruined by this "disciplinary teacher" of form 6.. She just acted so diva and barged into my class,which is none of her business anyway as she never taught me, uttered some really arrogant and to me, ignorant statement : " Why are you all sleeping? (actually only 2 was taking a short nap because of exhaustion and fatigue) No wonder a lot teacher complain about your class! ( which is soooooooo not true! )"

"She is sick, teacher...what do you expect her to do?continue to face the book and study a?" i replied unsatisfactorily-x puas hati betul ni!

"Even if you're "sicks" (i think what she meant was " sick"-trep hebat BI,kunuknya lar~), you still cant sleep! And why you answered me like that? Do u know who am i? I'M THE FORM SIX DISCIPLINE TEACHER, YOU KNOW?!"

I thought:"OH YA KA?So you're that annoying bitch who's undergoing menopause and just happened to have hormone imbalance! Frankly speaking, i don't know and i DON'T WANT to know either la! Distort my pure memory only!"

And since the result of the previous badge of Form 6 just released a few days ago, she even added this to her non-enlightening, sadly discouraging and nothing but some brainless talk : " Do you know what's the result of your seniors ha? You still want keep your attitude like this a?!" ( their result was very terrible~)

EXCUSE ME? SHIT YOU LA! Are you trying to compare us? No matter how you put it, what she said still sounds offensive! I'm not judging but do you think an experienced teacher should play the card of favoritism? A perceptive teacher and the one who really understands the art of teaching will never say that. Or in the other way around, ARE YOU TRYING TO CONDEMN OR JUST SIMPLY CURSE MY CLASS TO END UP LIKE OUR SENIORS?

Before this, just right after the bell indicating the end of recess rang, my friends and i were RUSHING back to class after buying our snacks due to the late released for recess beforehand. So eating while walking was truly inevitable. She just happened to walk behind us and there she went singing her songs of "grace" which was more like yelling to me, without asking us first what exactly happened.

"Kenapa kamu makan sambil b'jln ha? itu sikap kurang ajar tau? kurang ajar betul! makan sepatutnya di kantin sambil duduk!" Selama menaiki tangga utk masuk ke kelas (3 floors), selama tu la dia menyanyi dgn merdunya sekali..

Haiz,why teachers nowadays like this one? some are very nice,but some are just even more rude than those deviant students-talking without thinking and take no consideration to others feelings at all..very disappointing actually~~~~ =.=