A friend of mine was kinda out of mind for no reason today.
He was stupidly trying to provoke me by eating (more like "blowing") this ice-cream. The name was Traffic Light. It was 3-coloured, rectangular in shape,and not to mention its extraordinary long and slim feature.
My friend here, was laughing all the way when sucking the ice-cream with all the styles human could possibly imagine. Even a professional porn star was no match for him. There was only one thing, he had no idea he was humiliating himself so foolishly in front of a crowd, for he did the act at the canteen!
Can you imagine this: a supposedly straight guy, blessed with superb fair skin, known for his handsomeness, equipped with a considerably well-toned muscular body (with cute ass, of course), intellectually gifted, not to mention his charming charisma which helped in spreading his popularity among the girls, IS BLOWING AN ICE-CREAM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? He incessantly and viciously rubbed the ice against his teeth. He really worked his tongue on that poor little Traffic Light until you can hear all the slurping, sucking as well as "aah~~~ing" sound. His eyes were filled with ecstasy, deep-throating the stick erotically as if he wanted to devour the whole thing immediately. His face was carved with a lustful grin, obviously showing his unstable hormones were in rage. AND HE WAS STARING AT ME! As if he was so desperate for "love", he directed all his energy with his stare for the crave of sexual pleasure onto one spot of my body. I was horrified, terrified, but i have to admit that the whole situation was kinda tantalizing for me. (*grin..teehee XP)
What would you do if this happened to you? I don't know about you but I can assure you one thing, I would act as if I was petrified and my eyes won't even blink! Come on? If a hottie do that to you, i know for sure you'll react the same way as I did! THE SCENE WAS TOO HENTAI FOR ME TO PASS (and rare..hahaha).
In the end, nothing happened. He STILL IS my FRIEND, ok?!
P/S : 1.This is a true, real life story.
2.There is no typo error. It's a "HE", not a "SHE". and I'm a guy.
3.I exaggerated a little bit. But the whole situation was somehow similar to what i described. Teehee..XD
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